Cafe of the Dead

Welcome to Cafe of the Dead.
Where the dead and tired rest from travel.
We are a casual safe for work RP Cafe.
Hyperion, Lavender Bed, Ward 5, Plot 29
Open Tuesday 6PM (EST) and Saturday 10AM (EST)

Triple Cream Coffee 5k

Snurbleberry Tart 8k

Tsai Tou Vounou 5k

Finger Sandwich 8k

Lemonade 5k

Miso Soup with Tofu 8k

Mysterious Creamy Hot Chocolate

Creamy Hot Chocolate overflowing with Aether. Drinking this hot chocolate will likely cause an unknown effect to affect you. Bending your mind and perception. ((This is a RP random effect drink. Ordering and drinking will have a random effect that WILL affect your character IC))

1. This is a safe for work place. Please keep any not safe for work conversations private. Keep any conversations more relaxed.
2. This is a primary RP venue. Please keep all talks in character and use brackets for OOC.
3. We accept all walks of life here. any racism, homophobia, or sexism will not be tolerated.
4. Any rudeness to staff is not tolerated.
5. No fighting or anything similar IC or OOC. This places is meant to be a safe place for everyone.

PlagueDoctor Zed
Owner and Dead tired
Doesn't join convos even though she wants to.
Always tired.

Moon Pebble
Co-Owner and constantly asleep
Tries to act mysterious but will yap your ear off if you let him

Mysterious chocolate

1) Rainy Days. A rain cloud appears above your head and rains on you.
Indoor (?) Voice. Your whispers become a shout and you are unable to control the volume of your speaking.
2) Drunk. You become hopelessly drunk, full blown shitfaced!
Tunnel Vision. You lose almost all vision. If you are already blind, then you gain sight?!
3) Thinking Aloud. Your thoughts are spoken out loud, unbeknownst to you.
4) Ticklish. You become unbearably ticklish!
5) Magnetism. You get stuck to everything you touch like a magnet.
6) Frogs…? You believe that everyone around you is a frog. Their speaking becomes ribbittes, and you have absolutely no idea that they used to be people.
7) Oily Residue. Your saliva takes on an oily consistency, and your palms secrete oil. Yuck.